Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I hate effing birds that start chirping at effing 5 am right outside my effing window. It was still effing dark, and there that idiot was just chirping away, all by himself. Effing bird. There's two hours of sleep I won't get back. Today is gonna suck; I am super grouchy when I'm sleep deprived.

6 comments:

Mama Shel said...

OMG you too?!
With an unpredictable infant I never know what my schedule is going to be like but I DO know he likes being on the patio so that's often where I end up at the end of the night. Only the end of the night has been the beginning of the morning recently and I've noticed how INCREDIBLY STUPID birds are.
Last night I opened the door to show baby the thunderstorm and heard them chirping in masse HOURS before sunup. When did they become so half-witted??!!

battynurse said...

don't ya hate birds sometimes!!

Anonymous said...

You reminded me of the chick in "Failure to Launch" with this post - very funny!

Me said...

Forgive me for LMAO at this post! We have FIVE bird feeders in my yard and I laud the little creatures for relieving me of the need for an alarm clock and the jolt out of sleep associated with its use. Different strokes for different folks. :D

Anonymous said...

::Backs slo-owly away from the sleep-deprived, grouchy Kim.::

bleu said...

We have a bunch of feeders but hummingbirds and sparrows are not the culprits. I bet it was a mocking bird, they are fowl. hah ha ha