Fish Sex

I started spotting this afternoon. So, this month's journey/suspense/angst is over, and a new one can start. Sometimes being a woman is really gross, you know?

Uh oh, I think I feel a stream of consciousness coming on...

Have you ever thought about how weird mammal sex is? I mean, there's a protruding tube of flesh on the male that fits into a channel of the woman's body. The flesh tube gets wiggled back and forth until it explodes and shoots out snotty gook full of wiggly tadpole thingies, that them swim around inside the female's body for several days.

Ewwwwww. Sometimes I think fish have a better design.

[Wanda Fish] "Okay, I'm just gonna squirt out about a kajillion eggs here on the seafloor."

[Marty Fish] "Hey, that's cool. Are you done yet?"

[WF] "Almost." (Insert fishy grunting noises here) "All right, I'm finished. Whew, that took a lot out of me! I think I'll eat a few of these eggs to recoup my strength."

[MF] "No!!! Wait! I gotta do my thing!"

(Insert squishy noise here. Or actually, would it squish, since it's already underwater? Yes, this is the kind of thing that keeps me awake at night.)

[WF] "Are you okay? Your face kinda looks like Goofy. Of course, being an aquatic creature who's never seen television, I don't know how I know what Goofy looks like, or even what a Goofy is, but somehow I instinctively know that you look like Goofy."

[MF] "Urk! Argh! Grrr! And other manly, I mean fishly, orgasmic noises!"

[WF] "Are you done yet?"

(Insert one last squish.)

[MF] "NOW I'm done. That took a lot out of me, squirting my stuff all over those eggs. Eww, it's everywhere! Oh jeez, it's getting in my gills! I'm breathing it! AHHHHHH!!!!"

[WF] "Just eat a few dozen of the eggs and you'll feel better. Don't worry; after we eat, there'll still be about a padrillion of them left."

Yeah. I get really silly sometimes. Oh, and for all the fish-oriented people out there, yes, I do know that some fish get busy. But I like my fish better.