I'm breaking my radio silence to bring you a shocking and heartbreaking report. Tonight, while performing some personal grooming, I found a grey/silver hair.
In my pubes.
Just pass me a Geritol martini with a Metamucil chaser, and I'm going to try to forget it happened.
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Haha, just wax it all off and you'll never know if you have gray hairs 'down there.'
I'm sure you are just going blonde ;-)
ACK! Did someone just recommend waxing the bikini area? I strongly suggest against such a decision.
K, you know I've been "going silver" since my 20's. Maybe they make special hair dye for a woman's special girly areas? ;)
Holy sh!t - you're alive!
lmao, you crack me up. I ALWAYS look for gray hairs everywhere because I have always wanted them but none yet, send yours my way.
She's ALIVE! ::whew:: Yes, you can dye your happy hair with a product called Betty. They offer blonde, black, brunette and auburn along with fun colors: fuschia, green, red and, yes, special for December, holiday stencils. I tried waxing (insert blood-curdling scream here) but dying is MUCH more fun!
Oh, big deal!!! Now your lady parts just look more distinguished.
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